Scene opens

MY SISTER:  “There’re made with Biscoff spread, you know from Biscoff cookies”

ME:  “You mean Bisotti cookies”

MY SISTER:  “No, I mean Biscoff cookies”

ME:  “Your saying Bis…cot…ti, right”

MY SISTER:  “NO!! BIS…COFF!!!”

ME:  “BISCOTTI??”

MY SISTER:  “BISCOFF!!!!!!”

ME:  “BIS…COFF?!”

MY SISTER:  “YES!! BISCOFF”

ME:  “Oh...OK!…Now, what the hell is BISCOFF?”

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ANSWER: They are a seriously delicious cookie with a cinnamon undertone and crisp texture…and some mad food scientist decided to take those cookies, puree them up with some oil, flour and more sugar and create a peanut butter like spread that should be highly illegal in at least 20 states…